Social Networking I Like: Bitchy/Witty Status Messages

"Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh !"

Don't you just love 'em? You can grab some of these;

• When god made me he was just showing off.

• I can only please one person per day, Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

• Money and looks aren't everything.... But it's all I got!

• I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive then I realized....Ohh ya! Suicides a crime!
  

• The only person cuter than me is my reflection.

• For all of you who talk about me thanks for making me the center of your world!

• I am not a player...I'm the game.

• Don't hate me because I'm beautiful ! Hate me because.... Well.... Okay !... Hate me because I'm beautiful !
  

• I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me !

• You just lost the chance you never had !

• You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good boy, right ?

• If you love your man set him free.... If he doesn't come back you know he's with me !
  

• To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart;But to be me!! Damn! You must be kidding !!
  

• I had a dream that I still loved you, I think I woke up screaming.
  

• I'll try being nicer... If you try being smarter.

• Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, you can have it when I'm done!

• First god created men...then he had a better idea!!

• I don't have an attitude problem...its supposed to be like this.

• I am not a tease. I'm just a reminder of what you can't please!

• Don't think of me as the best looking person in the world,Think of everyone in the world uglier than me.
  

• My door is always open, so feel free to leave !

• You laugh because I'm different I laugh because you're all the same.

• Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your man thinks I am.

• You can think you're prettier than me.It's okay to lie to yourself everyone in awhile !!
  

• You're as fake as that padded bra you're wearing
  

• The voices in my head don't like you.

• I'm not ignoring you, you're just insignificant!

Enjoy!